Wednesday, January 28, 2004

I got another almost poetic spam today. Wrested B. Plenipotentiary wrote to me to offer me super prices on software:

Surprise surprise!
Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence
To be angry is to revenge the faults of others on ourselves
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time
Acting is happy agony
Fashion exists for women with no taste, etiquette for people with no breeding

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[Deleted list of super value-price software including Adobe Photoshop for just $59.99, a savings of almost $500]

Make every decision as if you owned the whole company
The laws of each are convertible into the laws of any other
All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do
How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?
It is easier to forgive an enemy than a friend
If you can't appreciate what you have got then get what you appreciate
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity
Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones
Europe has a press that stresses opinions America a press, radio, and television that emphasize news
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age
To believe what has not occurred in history will not occur at all, is to argue disbelief in the dignity of man
Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall
Put the uncommon effort into the common task make it large by doing it in a great way

I know, I'm too easily amused ...

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