Monday, March 21, 2005

For the record ...

If I ever get like Terri Schiavo, somebody yank the tube, please. (Mr. Pants knows this, but I'm just makin' sure).

5 comments:

andrew said...

Maybe they could do a reality tv show featuring Terri and the Pope. They could, like, compare tubes or something. The loser doesn't get to go to heaven. Call it "Survivor" (if no one's used that for a TV show already)

B. W. Ventril said...

I'm already sick of the religious right's fetus fetish. I'm not sure I'm ready for the fetishization of the brain dead. But, well, I guess this century's pretty much written off anyway, so what the hell.

christa said...

i'll pull your plug if you pull mine...

lady macventril said...

All I know is, if I get sick or injured, I want to be diagnosed by Bill Frist via videotape.

andrew said...

Reminds me of Emily Weinsteins "Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What's
New in My Reproductive Area", where she concludes:

“…If I ever get accidentally pregnant, you guys will be the first people I call. We'll all figure it out together, just me, my government, and that man in the polo shirt who hangs out outside my gynecologist's office holding the sign with the fake bloody fetus on it. "