Thursday, September 15, 2005

I suppose it was inevitable

Speculators Rushing In as the Water Recedes. Prepare for "New Orleans Land," a planned and packaged experience in which you will be able to enjoy your jazz, beignets and etouffe without all those pesky poor people bringing you down ... except the ones we need to clean up all the vomit before you emerge from your 1000-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets in the morning. But we'll make sure they all live well outside of town while they aren't working for your tips so you don't have to worry your pretty little head about being made uncomfortable in any way.

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