Thursday, February 23, 2006

This just in ...

Verizon still sucks--we have no DSL at Casa de Pants. I think they are punishing us for downgrading. Or just making sure that we are fully aware of our status as ungrateful little worms who must now grovel to get the service we are paying for. Oh please, please Verizon, we know we are unworthy because we are now paying only $15 a month, but we beg of you to connect our broadband. We will put up with your periodic outages and slownesses without complaint (because we are accustomed to them, after all, having subscribed to your service for quite some time now), just pretty please with sugar on top give us some internets!

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