Thank whoever atheists thank, it's finally not cool to pluck your eyebrows anymore. Seriously--the NY Times says so. Not that I have the lush, full eyebrows the article claims are now sexy, but now maybe everyone I go to for a hair cut won't say things like "You may actually be good-looking if you let me wax those eyebrows." OK, I exaggerate, but one stylista did tell me the eyebrows were the only thing keeping me from being a "knockout." Thanks, but I'm too damn lazy to be a knockout.
Now someone please make it so I never again have to read or hear that I'm a must be total fug for not getting a "Brazilian" bikini wax ...
Friday, August 18, 2006
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3 comments:
You know you got it goin' on.
Is that you, Mr. Pants?
Whatever makes you happy, girl. They're just jealous. Don't wax it off!
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