Saturday, April 28, 2007

That Carolina thing ...

Time to make my several readers of the British persuasion giggle with this excerpt from an article in today's Raleigh Snooze & Disturber:

WHY DO PEOPLE SHAG?

It's a Carolina thing. People say it's also excellent exercise and a great way to meet others. Clayton resident Bonnie Rhodes, a shag instructor for the past 19 years, counts at least 50 couples who have met through her shag classes.

3 comments:

Irregular Shed said...

*squirts tea through nose*

It would only be better if the term "fanny" was used =)

Lisa B. said...

I used to work for a British company (since gone under) and one of our sales managers moved to the UK to work (The called him "Captain America." He was well-hated over there). One day he was at a restaurant, and the waitress had something on her butt (he though it looked like ketchup) and he said "Hey you've got something red on your fanny." He didn't understand why she blushed and ran into the kitchen until people explained later ...

Blazer Manpurse, BFA said...

I think you may have missed the point of the article. It does mean "shag" in the naughty sense--and it is actually a "Carolina thing." We invented it--either Dean Smith or Coach K, I think. Then everyone else infringed on our patents.

The "Carolina position" is known the world over, it involves tomato-based sauce and a small town Sheriff's outfit...