Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Torn and conflicted ....

On one hand, I'm disgusted by Paris Hilton; on the other hand, I hate The Man and instinctively want to free whomever he wants to jail. I don't know what to do. Advice?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does it help knowing that Paris Hilton is the embodiment of all that is worst about The Man? (She's light on the "supports third-world despots on flimsy philosophical grounds," but heavy on all the other worst characteristics.)

Lisa B. said...

If a third-world despot were to throw an A-list party you can bet she'd be there...

Irregular Shed said...

On this issue, I support The Man. Paris Hilton exists purely to disgust me, and the thought of her doing bird makes me squeal with glee.

Seth said...

Let her go to jail but give her helpful advice, like "Honey, stick with the Aryan Brotherhood, they're the only gang that'll want you." or "Hide your shive in your bra, the Johnny Law will never look there." stuff like that.

Santos said...

oh yes, by all means, in this case support The Man. she has stated that her public persona is merely an act, that she's really quite a smart and calculating woman. if that's the case she was either lying about being smart, or thought she was above the law, or is using this as yet another publicity stunt. bleeuurgggh.